Efficient Sobriety Breach, a law student studying label

a label for Chris + Jonathan’s spilf donation

Brewed for the marginal drunkard and distilled from late-night outlines and cold-call regrets, Efficient Sobriety Breach is a full-color, hand-drawn tribute to that delicate balance between law school and… everything else. It was originally a custom made beer bottle label for my friends.

This print features bottles in full legal regalia—judges’ robes, powdered wigs, gavels in hand—deliberating the finer points of intoxication and efficient breach. It’s torts meets tavern, contracts meets keg stand. If you’ve ever briefed a case with a beer in hand or questioned the foreseeability of your Friday night, this one’s for you.

It’s available for your purchase over at my Etsy shop.

Printed in vibrant color on premium heavyweight matte paper (200 gsm / 80 lb), smooth and uncoated with a soft, non-reflective finish. Archival quality and FSC-certified or equivalent.

Perfect for your study nook, home bar, or law school gift.
Raise a glass, object to nothing, and enjoy the jurisprudence. Cheers.