As requested by Claire, as inspired by the family room shrine recently constructed (with an Art Garfunkel LP cover, votive candles, and some fruits that have since been removed), here it is. Art Garfunkel The Doll.
I suspect Claire will subject him to voodoo procedures, but I do not endorse those. He likes to read, I am going to move him from bookshelf to bookshelf and hope that keeps him spry + pleasant