This is from a few years ago, so they might not all be the same afflictions they used to be.
In case you can’t read my handwriting:
1) Steve Jobs Dysmorphia, when you think you are a mad genius who can be an a**hole to everyone as a sign of your greatness
2) The Fro Yo Shakes, you always need more
3) Bicycle Anxiety, when you wake up and realize it might be raining for the first time all year & your bike is outside
4) Startup Hyperventilation, when you can’t deal with hearing about another ridiculous value proposition